Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Miss Universe (MU) vs ANTM

Whenever Miss Universe is on TV... guys just drool in front of the TV and forget about the females around them (which, I'm afraid, includes their wives, fiancee, girlfriends and scandals)

We, females, know that this is so mundane but most of us will feel amused, still... somehow...

So females, when you watch MU with your husband, scandals, fiance and boyfriend,...

Very, very minority will in fact, get frustrated over it that they will just switch off the TV and stand in front of it and sulk @ the guy, waiting for the guy to coax her and say that she's the most beautiful woman in his life ever! This is the class of girls whom I will call, insecure girls. So the very the over you~

+_+

Females, if you find that you will try to get used to it and actually join in the fun (reluctantly, somehow...) then after a while, you regretted it cause you find that his comments about the Miss fill in the blanks "body stats", how she looked so much "better" than you and how he wishes that he have a duplicate of the Miss fill in the blanks right beside him, yadayadayada... are intimidating you. Pardon me, but I shall class you as innosense (that's ME!)

And utterly, if you were to find that you are actually enjoying the show and find that his "body stats" are way much more less intimidating but rather fun and enjoyable, sad to say but I would like to class you as ABNORMAL. Please re-check your gender or erm... consider into turning straight?

Now, now, this reality check only applies when you are watching with an outspoken male right there. Beside you. Understood?

And there are more classes to it, of course, which I feel so lazy to elaborate. But the thing here is this, why do females prefer watching ANTM compared to MU whereas guys, vice versa.

Hubby said, ...
"How often can you see females dresses so femininely,
wearing a night gown for example.
You can't possibly see any females actually wearing
feminine night gowns at the side of any road
and not even at the Town side
and even in ANTM!"

So Tyra, consider the girls to wear night gowns please and prove these men wrong (about ANTM, of course)...

:)