I am pissed by the fact that you, the asshole, scolded me when you are just an acquaintance which is someone whom I barely even know and the fact that you don't respect your wife just adds a cherry on my hatred cake. Shit you!

So, let's calculate how much calories I took today...
181 + 58 + 180 + (1.5*160) + 58 + 236
= 953 calories
I am one HAPPY woman! Hee!