Characters:
Me as Me
Guy an English man
Father as My Father
Brother as in my skinniestest brother
Plot:
At the shop and I swear I heard that Guy say Bone!
Guy came to order...
Guy: Can I have one Bone?
Me: Err? Bone?
Guy: Yea. Bone.
Father: Bone sir? We don't sell bone.
Guy: These bones *points to a stack of buns displayed at the stall*
Me: You mean Bun?
Guy: Bone. How much?
*check whether I am speaking in English
Me: You mean these buns? It is for burgers but we so sell it on it's own.
Guy: Bone. Two please.
Me: *giggle* Okay.
Father: Okay! Two Bone coming up
*smiles devilishly at my brother who shows his scared bulging eyes*